Thursday, October 18, 2007

Spy Report

While I hope WISD can become a forum for all things Smack, I can’t be online 24/7 to observe the latest buzz. That’s why I asked for “gossip spies” – a term that may be a tad misleading. I don’t want/expect anyone to stalk another Smacker; rather, I had hoped that if something interesting happened online while I was away, a WISD reader could fill me in so I could share it with the Smack Collective.


And that’s just what happened yesterday. An anonymous Smacker (he/she did not reveal a JF identity) sent in some news about Jellyfish’s favorite fire-, comic book- and controversy-loving Smacker – siegethepyro:


Siegethepyro came on last night and said "attendance post I'm not here" and then when people said "Hi!" he went bipolar on them. He called them all a variety of names and told them that he would not be posting in chat any longer and he didn't want to talk to anybody from JF anymore.


Then people went and looked at his profile and came back and said that he deleted all of his friends but one. Since his profile page said he was still online, people tried to talk to him but he wouldn't answer.


So there is your gossip, is Siege banned or slapped or just having a bipolar moment? Why did he delete all of his friends? Lots of good questions!


Thank you, anonymous Smacker, for sharing this information, your questions and theories. What does everyone else think? Siegethepyro is apparently not talking, but the floor is open for anyone else to share their thoughts.

8 comments:

LaLa said...

Pyro is not banned believe it or not & he's now back to posting. He is like an attention starved adult toddler, for the past two days he's been whining & cussing about hating everyone here & said that he's never going to chat again (the 50th time that he has said that).

He just wants people to miss him & beg him to come back to fulfill his huge ego, which was funny because no one even mentioned him. He said today that he's been warned 3 times, he wants to collect as many warnings as he can & he said that he will never be banned! So I wonder if the rest of us would get this special treatment?

Here is Pyro's predictable crazy offensive chat theme EVERY DAY!...

1. He complains about his job where he is miserable. Sounds like he's miserable no matter what.

2. He complains about nasty breasts and gross women (Hey dummy, you would not be alive if it wasn't for a "gross" woman and probably got fed with "nasty" breasts too).

3. He bitches about his roommate's gf calling her a bit** because he wants to have sex & a blow job with his straight roommate.

4. He whines about being sick for hours & says he might have to call in to work.

5. He tells us his ass is bleeding & hurts after he finally finds a person to have sex with.

6. He talks about burning babies, teenagers, women, cats and anything he shouldn't.

7. He then freaks out & screams and cusses at chat & says "Hate, hate, hate..."

8. He whines about how tired he is & that he is falling over but he keeps chatting. Then he complains AGAIN how tired he is but doesn't stop posting. Then he says he can't keep his eyes open but does not leave.

9. He never leaves & the boring gross circle of Pyro's chat begins all over again. Never changes!

Pyro, you can print this off & bring it with you to the psychiatrist!

Who Is Smack Daddy? said...

lala - while I appreciate your input and candor, I don't want this thread to become anti-siege one, nor this blog to become a place to bash other Smackers.

I ran this piece of "gossip" because siege is fairly well known and a dramatic shift in behavior is interesting, no matter who it is. I have witnessed some of the things about siege that you find offensive, but I've also witnessed him being pretty cool.

However, if lala wants to continue to publish 9-section part overviews about other Smackers, I know this blog can find a place for it. Your proliferation humbles me!

Unknown said...

Well at least we got to the bottom of your "bleeding ass" comment in the plumpkin post there, lala :)

LaLa said...

Who Is Smack Daddy? I totally understand what you're saying and I did not want it to be a Pyro bash either.

You are right, he is cool at times. He is also very passionate about anything that he enjoys from "cock to comic books" and I love "passion and cock"!

But some real gossip, he threw a baby fit tonight about having to see someone's icon of breastfeeding and tried to mute it but the mute wasn't working so he kept crying about it.

I'm so surprised, after all he has said about sex, cock, anus's in chat, and all of his naked men icons and he can't handle breastfeeding, the feeding of a child? Discuss!

I'm impressed that I humbled you, when I write, I get on a roll. I love your blog and I hope that it catches on soon!!! Or otherwise it may end of being the LaLa show!

Unknown said...

I do believe he's doing it for attention, but like I said before, this is the Internet. You pretty much have to grit and bear it, you know? It's just easy for some people to be who they've always wanted to be on here.

LaLa said...

Okay, last night was another night that Pyro lost it and everyone in the room agreed. He seemed to be speaking to his alter ego and went on a rampage in the chat.

He had also mentioned earlier in chat that he was tired of doctors "pushing pills down his throat" so he didn't take any of his meds anymore. This could be the reason for his extreme moodiness and manic swings of depression.

During this freak out, he was cussing and using graphic descriptions of xxx topics. He has said that he has been warned multiple times so I guess I'm surprised that he isn't worried that he might be kicked off.

I know he wanted to host a show because he talks about it 24 hours a day. They said no and he just can't get over it. He doesn't seem to realize that his constant cussing, graphic sex talk, and finding every way to go around the blocker, is why he can't host a show.

He likes to act like it's because people don't like him or because they don't like gay people. No, it's because you don't follow the rules at Jellyfish. Start acting like a civilized person and I bet they will let you have a show. I actually think it would be a great show but at this point it would be with a bipolar sex starved multi-personality obsessive compulsive Pyro.

Last night, he also made a comment about how he would like to start a fire in California and watch everything burn, saying also "there's never enough fire". People have lost their homes, belongings, and lives to those fires. Why does he get away with this type of talk? Why do people not call him out on it?

I wish he would take his meds because he "could" be a really funny cool person!

LaLa said...

Update...Pyro is having a very good day today and seems like his old self. I really like him when he's happy because he is such an interesting and fun person! Plus he doesn't call all of us bastards and tell us to suck his you know what!

He is all excited today because he and Chin are going to get in their jammies today and hang out. I think that might be the first time that I've heard a grown man say jammies in my life. But that's what makes Pyro special? Hopefully, the ugly alter ego will stay away for good!

HippieLawyer said...

Wow - I guess I am just not around enough to see this side of people, or I am too busy shopping to notice it. Yikes!